Your alarm doesn't go off because you had it set to PM instead of AM. When you open the fridge to grab milk for your coffee, a bottle of hot sauce goes flying and within seconds, your kitchen floor’s splattered with Cholula. You manage to clean it up with barely enough time to spare without being seriously late.
If you overheard a few co-workers talking about you outside the office, what would you want to hear? Brilliant? Insightful? Truly inspirational—she has enough willpower to hold off on eating her lunch until 12:01 PM every day?